moftiss-will-break-your-heart:

cucumberbatchin:

masterfromcatering:

televisionismydivision:

WHAT THE HELL HAVE I DONE

you’ve created a monster. A beautiful, beautiful monster.

OH MY GOD

MY LIFE RUNIERS ASSEMBLE NCVBFVHBFVKLBFDSJVBFLKBKFDJBLVD 

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clumsyoctopus:

optimisticduelist:

flatbarnacle:

funkysafari:

You can’t get much happier than a pig in muck, or so we are told.

But when this little piggy arrived in the farmyard she showed a marked reluctance to get her trotters dirty. While her six brothers and sisters messed around in the mire, she stayed on the edge shaking. It is thought she might have mysophobia - a fear of dirt.

Owners Debbie and Andrew Keeble were at a loss, until they remembered the four miniature wellies used as pen and pencil holders in their office. They slipped them on the piglet’s feet - and into the mud she happily ploughed. [x]

PIGS WITH RAIN BOOTS MAKE ME HAPPIER THAN ANYTHING

oh my god look at the little baby

oh no 

shes wearing little booties ;______; i cant deal

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lacigreen:

dont forget the part where romney is a self-interested corporate CEO douchebag

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zzazu:

11/25

WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN THO??

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rakewn:

captain-shippe:

javi-k:

rubberducklett:

lacigreen:

um.  anybody else notice what’s going on here? 

slut shame, you are a sneaky little bastard, and i hate you in every form.  

»EWWW not the nasty facebook girl who is obviously WHORING for attention and LIKES!  High heels, fake tan, tube bra, short shorts, and blonde hair?  Gross and slutty!

»We must all love the sweet modest tumblr girl who covers her body and is about LOVE and HEARTS and all things morally superior to the stupid skanky facebook whore! yay tumblr!

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I’ll take “missing the joke” for $200 Alex

wow really

really

May is obviously the month of “i’m going to let everything ever go over my head” because my god I have seen more people missing jokes this month than any other month.

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jeridiculous:

fleechment:

ohhsoimnancy:

sweet jesus

can’t control myself.

I do NOT look like him.  He looks like a hobo

Yeah, a sexy hobo.

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Little kitty and big kitty #cats #cute #nom #furballs (Taken with instagram)

tyleroakley:

NO THANK YOU.

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tyleroakley:

Justin has a vision in the airport.

He knows what’s gone.

He knows what must be brought back.

Sexy.

superqueerartsyblog:

Since this got about 600+ notes I thought it was about time I translated it. :~[

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I love that this exists.

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